A pal sent me this nowadays. It is a take-off on likely the most popular Super Bowl advertisement of all time. If you have by no means noticed it, you can see the original on YouTube.
Right now, we celebrate the 1st glorious manifestation of the Facts Purification Directives. We have designed, for the 1st time in all history, a garden of pure greed—where any Officer, Director, Vendor, Consultant or other Snout-in-the-Trough could profit, safe from the vermin purveying contradictory truths. Our Unification of Thoughts is extra highly effective a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one particular Official Family members, with one particular will, one particular resolve, one particular bring about. Our enemies shall speak themselves to death, and we will bury them with their personal confusion. The Cult of the Character shall prevail!
h/t Nathan K.