Confessions of a Mule Deer Newb- Component 1 – tinker talks guns


My initially trip east of the mountains for Mule Deer was a good accomplishment- but we didn’t get a deer. Yeah, I’d have liked to, but this trip was about finding out the ropes, and that mission was achieved with flying colors I discovered a lot. Thoughts you, if we’d had doe tags, (or been prepared to bend the guidelines a wee bit) we’d each have brought residence deer. Do not take into consideration it a failure of hunting take into consideration it a triumph of ethics.

Most folks who are not from right here believe of Washington as lush and green, with a hilly, forested landscape and fields stretching from salt-water to the mountains, and it is that… west of the Cascade Mountains. But that is only half the state, and half the story. East of them every little thing modifications. Eastern Washington ranges from arid prairie to outright desert. About one particular-third of America’s wheat is grown right here, a truth which even a lot of Washington residents are unaware.

Coming more than the mountains you cross the Columbia Gorge, by some reckoning the biggest canyon in the continental US. Based on your route you could see absolutely nothing but what seems to be gently rolling hills covered in wheat fields, only sometimes traversing regions of table-lands, buttes and canyons. But get off the highway and onto the backroads and the story modifications. As soon as you get out amongst these hills it immediately becomes apparent this spot is seriously tore up.

Nestled involving these gently rolling hills are ravines, gullies and canyons choked with sagebrush, exactly where the terrain ranges from ‘Wow, this is rough,’ to ‘Oh, hell no!’

Some time about the finish of the Ice Age an ice dam ruptured and spilled a volume of water roughly the size of Lake Michigan across the landscape that would someday be the central component of eastern Washington, and definitely shredded the landscape. Time has softened a lot of the harm in the ages considering that, but the raw scars of nature’s fury nonetheless persist. These are the Channeled Scablands, and this is exactly where you hunt mule deer.

Attractive nation, but this is not a soft and gentle land.

I’m 57 years old, sixty pounds overweight and not in specifically very good situation, so I viewed the prospect of this hunt with as a lot trepidation as excitement. Legal Mule Deer weigh about 300 lbs. or much more. If you shoot one particular, even gutted and quartered you will be humping 170-200 lbs. of meat and bone back to the truck. Yes, the truck- you are going to want one particular, and it had far better be 4-wheel drive. We’ll get back to that later.

You are also going to want a hunting companion. It is not protected to hunt alone right here cell reception is dodgy at finest, and like I stated, this spot is tore up. In addition to uneven or rough terrain you are contending with sagebrush, jagged basalt ranging from rocks to boulders, badger holes that can be stepped in… at least by hunting season the rattlesnakes have hibernated. Almost certainly. The disaster-element is just also higher to be worth the dangers. You turn an ankle or, worse however, bust a leg and you are screwed without the need of an individual to aid or get aid. Plus unless you are Superman you will want aid humping that meat out. If you believe the ground is difficult, envision attempting it with 90 lbs. of deer in your pack.

Positive, you could shoot your deer on decent ground the deer normally come out to graze on the tender shoots of Winter Wheat that are coming up this time of year. But you’d finest come ready to get down into that poor land, due to the fact that is exactly where the deer go involving meals.

So, it appears the widespread way to hunt them is to drive the backroads in your 4×4 and appear for deer. Based on exactly where you are these roads can be quite decent or stray effectively into ‘are you positive that is a road?’ territory. They can also transform from one particular to the other in the middle. Jake and I have been in his Toyota Tundra, and we never ever in fact had to engage 4-wheel drive. But if Mother Nature had dropped so a lot as a mild shower on us we would have necessary it.

Beautiful and inviting…
…Until you get close and uncover the sagebrush and boulder-choked gully involving the hills.

That is a distinct possibility the climate at this time of year is… let’s contact it whimsical. When Jake was there just 3 days just before it was freezing. When we have been there it was in the fifties and sunny a lot of the time, but as we have been heading residence it went from ‘partially cloudy’ to complete-on thunderstorm in about an hour.

Oh, and if you shoot a deer at a very good distance, retain a sharp lookout when you come up on it. There are coyotes and mountain lions about, and they have been recognized to dispute the ownership of a carcass on occasion. If coyotes are inclined to make an challenge of it most people just shoot ’em. A cougar, though… that is a complete ‘nuther kettle of fish. You do not want to shoot them if you can stay clear of it. Most likely a warning shot will drive them off, but if you have to shoot one particular it is going to be a hassle. Not to mention it just appears like a damn shame to shoot such a magnificent creature.

OK, this actually is not the terrifying ordeal I could be implying. Most of it is appropriate old-man hunting. You sit in your comfy seat and sip coffee when you creep along, maintaining your eyes peeled and binoculars handy. If you spot a deer you cease, scope it out and see if it is legal to shoot. At present that signifies a 3-point or much more. You are going to see a hell of a lot much more spikes, does and yearlings than you are 3-pointers, but do not despair. If there’s a bunch of does there will be a buck nearby. The trick is irrespective of whether or not he’ll present himself.

We headed out from our quarters in Soap Lake about dawn and headed north-west of town. It getting a weekday we didn’t see a lot of other hunters out, which was very good news and poor. On the one particular hand there have been fewer folk attempting to shoot the handful of legal deer. On the other hand there was no one particular stirring them up and acquiring them moving. A moving deer is hugely less difficult to spot than a stationary one particular.

The initially hour we saw one particular lone doe ambling along the edge of a field, far out of variety. My rule of thumb (if I do not have a doe tag, which I have never ever had the luck to acquire) is one particular doe is just a lone doe. You see two or much more does and there’s a buck nearby. We identified a spot exactly where we had cell reception, so Jake pulled off to get his bearings. I stepped out to stretch my legs and have a cigarette (yeah yeah, I know…) and one thing told me I really should step up on the scrub-covered hillock beside the road. When I did two does stood up much less than twenty yards out and began to lope away.

“We got does!” I hollered back to Jake, and he came more than pronto. By the time the they have been forty yards away they have been joined by two spike-bucks, and they all trotted up the ravine- but any one particular of them could just as conveniently have been a 3-point or much more. Had that been the case I could have merely stepped the legal distance off the road (100 feet) and conveniently taken any of them. If I had had my rifle… oops. We watched them for a bit till they have been out of sight, got back in the truck and moved on.

A handful of miles additional on we spotted yet another doe at the edge of the sagebrush about two-hundred yards out. We stopped and Jake grabbed the binoculars, and shortly announced “They’re does, and there’s two of them.” By then I’d snagged my rifle and was seeking them more than via the scope. “Three of them, in fact,” I stated.

One particular of them was standing facing me, and if she’d been a legal buck it would have been child’s play to drop her. I identified that curiously heartening. Ultimately they moved off via the sagebrush, and picked up some buddies along the way when they cleared the brush on the far side there have been eight of them, although none of them appeared to be 3-points or far better. They moved off across the open hillside till they have been out of sight, and we got in the truck to see if we could uncover a cross-road that would place us ahead of them. We couldn’t, and as it was then coming onto eleven AM we named it a morning.

We grabbed some lunch and rested up, then headed out for the evening hunt. We checked back exactly where we’d observed the tiny herd, but had no luck in spite of Jake crossing the field and prowling along the edge of the sagebrush when I watched for movement from a distance. With dark coming on we named it a day. Even driving back to town is a hazard we damn close to hit two yearlings in unique spots on the way back! We had a very good dinner and passed a pleasant evening chatting and watching The Ranch on Netflix.

Subsequent time I’ll inform you about day two of the hunt, and some of the lessons discovered. I’ll also have some of Jake’s images by then, and they’ll be way far better than mine he had a appropriate camera and is a photographer.

Jake, who knows his way about the nation and a camera!

Michael Tinker Pearce, 18 October 2019


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